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@noelle :thaenkin: I wonder if, since the president has said the fire's out, the fire department can just go home?

@sydneyfalk all those linux powered cells now need IP addresses

The new loudest noise ever recorded is now the chorus of "FUCK" from the IETF

nonsense, i don't know why my brain came up with this it makes no sense 

@squirrel a very good name indeed, for a very good robot squirrelbun!

@Siphonay@octodon.social inspired: every app should let you pick a main and accent colour and it just themes itself to look good

@uwunix@mastodon.technology oh god yeah, that's the worst

@uwunix@mastodon.technology it's always little tiny things, like fixing small errors, or making something talk to something else

Has anyone else had the problem where after you've done <something> with a computerised device and someone asks "how did you do that?" you have no idea how you did it?

If you ever have to join a national army and you get to pick which one (unlikely I know), pick Liechtenstein

Their last military engagement was in 1886, they sent 80 men and came back with 81 because they'd made a friend while they were there

apropos of nothing, the phrase "papal bull" always makes me imagine the pope spray painting a message on to a large male bovine

@noelle @squirrel "at first we thought godzilla was back, but then we noticed the giant fluffy ears"

@noelle @squirrel logical end-point, prime maple prime in a 50m-tall maple chassis wandering around downtown tokyo

Locals describe the situation as "cute as hell but our insurance premiums are going to go up"

silly and not so serious, relationships 

@squirrel :thaenkin: good point, where are the application forms?

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