Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@chosafine@instance.business hm, I've just remembered that last year Trader Joe's tried to claim they'd just invented the sausage roll

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40392410

That'd would go nicely with the mayoketchup that Heinz just "invented"

@chosafine@instance.business I've always known that as "lazy marie rose sauce"

It's the sauce you use for prawn cocktails and it was around in the UK since the 1960's, probably something similar was done earlier in other places around the world

@squirrel @mawr oh of course you like the rabbit

@squirrel honestly it probably results in you making better web stuff

so many web devs put far too much stuff in javascript

@cypnk someone should introduce her to joerg sprave

@Jo @squirrel @noelle s/writing/trying to slap together/

@squirrel grumblings, rather

@squirrel fast bouncy grumbings!

@squirrel ooh, webdev maple, the adorable new addition to the maple line of cute robosquirrelbunplushies!

@BatElite you say that, they might just be very well hidden!

@BatElite well octopuses are naturally squidgy and cuddleable...

I absolutely love this whole ✨ Plush Punk ✨ concept

@squirrel I didn't know that, I bet it looks awesome

@squirrel *styles your hair into a fauxhawk*

@gemlog it's not begging for money, it's more "if you fancy chipping in for the costs, here's how you could do that"

@squirrel WE ALL LOVE YOU TOO MAPLE!

🎉 🎉 🎉 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎉 🎉 🎉