Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Well, that Russell Crowe divorce auction happened and the jockstrap from Cinderella Man that everyone was talking about was bought by....

John Oliver

For $7,000

Because of course he fucking bought it

@squirrel 💖

@squirrel awww cuddly snuggly maple

@squirrel it's true! you're the bestest best maple!

*many-limbed octopus hugs*

@squirrel awwwww who's a good maple?

who's a good maple?

IT YOU!

@squirrel *lots and lots of pets and scritches*

@squirrel hehe

*pets*

@squirrel yay "pet" project!

also apparently I get more and more bristle the more zider I drink

...I need a gert big squirrel plushie

@squirrel @LaserScheme aaaaaaa! cute maple!

@elomatreb@glitch.social I believe it actually came from the name of a German footballer, so you're not at all wrong

Fun fact; "getting muellered" is UK slang for being completely broken and destroyed by the opposition, an in "we got muellered by the Germans in the football last night"

@squirrel @LaserScheme *joins the audience*

@tastytentacles I'd be bloody annoyed, one of my bestest best friends is a robot

discord is robotist

or whatever the -ist against robots is, I'm not sure there's a consensus yet

@Tarale oh yeah, I was lucky enough to get mine paid for for... reasons

If I had to pay for one I'd have put it off as well

@natecull I wasn't aware "proletariat" was shifting meanings, what's it shifting to?

@Tarale I'm told there are different degrees of "not liking change" that neurotypicals pick up on, but that makes perfect sense to me