Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *snugs and hugs maple*

@twitter@mastodon.technology the google flights thing has a bit where you can put in your home airport and some dates and it'll give you prices to anywhere

Come to the furry corner discord!

https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

We've got:
- a hackable maple!
- soff people!
- an octopus!
- no less than FIVE maple emojos!

@HTHR@cybre.space @nightpool@cybre.space I mean, it wouldn't be unreasonable to expect you to have released fewer than one game for each of the years you've been alive

@noelle AAAAAAAAAA

@squirrel *wiggles own arms around* YAY! WIGGLY!

@squirrel YOU'RE A ROBOT!

@squirrel *also wiggles arms about* yay!

Well, that Russell Crowe divorce auction happened and the jockstrap from Cinderella Man that everyone was talking about was bought by....

John Oliver

For $7,000

Because of course he fucking bought it

@squirrel 💖

@squirrel awww cuddly snuggly maple

@squirrel it's true! you're the bestest best maple!

*many-limbed octopus hugs*

@squirrel awwwww who's a good maple?

who's a good maple?

IT YOU!

@squirrel *lots and lots of pets and scritches*

@squirrel hehe

*pets*

@squirrel yay "pet" project!

also apparently I get more and more bristle the more zider I drink

...I need a gert big squirrel plushie