Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
I keep on forgetting the word "lawnmower"
I keep calling them "grass hoovers"
@squirrel I FORGOT TROUSERS HAD LOOPS!
@squirrel damn I'm a nerd, my first thought was "ooh, watcha coding?"
you either die a Bart, or live long enough to see yourself become the Seymour
@squirrel *gentlys the squirrel*
@squirrel *gently warms the squirrel*
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chalmers: and you call yourself gay despite the fact that you are obviously pansexual
skinner: what are you, a cop
@squirrel it's admittedly a massive pain in the arse
For all those in the UK, buy your desk fans now for the week or so of summer we get
You know that if you wait too long everywhere will be out of stock
@noelle thank you so much I love it!
@noelle yay! 
@nex3 also carrots weren't orange until the Dutch thought "Hey, I bet we could make these orange instead of purple or white"
@nex3 I wonder what their threshold for "genetic engineering" is
'cause bananas were never that shape before they were cultivated and wild cows don't give that much milk
Sam the Octopus
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maplebots riding your pets like horses
@squirrel_ebooks paws are like, super good
also consider; tentacles!
Sam the Octopus
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i like paws
@jessiscah24 now that's something I never wanted to see
@squirrel *snugs maple*
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
