Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Apparently to renew your passport in the UK now, you have to upload a photo from a smartphone or other camera

It still needs to fit the requirements like "no shadows", "plain white backdrop"

You will not believe how fucking hard it is to find those things in your average house

can we put some massive heat pipes across the atlantic?

I want to send the excess warm here to @squirrel

@Siphonay@octodon.social they might have just assumed that was part of the product name

@Siphonay@octodon.social I'm not entirely sure there's a translation for whatever "nacho cheese" actually is

@noelle

I keep on forgetting the word "lawnmower"

I keep calling them "grass hoovers"

@squirrel I FORGOT TROUSERS HAD LOOPS!

@squirrel damn I'm a nerd, my first thought was "ooh, watcha coding?"

@noelle @squirrel WELL ACKTYUALLY, yeah, linux sucks

you either die a Bart, or live long enough to see yourself become the Seymour

@squirrel ☕️

@squirrel *gentlys the squirrel*

@squirrel *gently warms the squirrel*

@squirrel it's admittedly a massive pain in the arse

For all those in the UK, buy your desk fans now for the week or so of summer we get

You know that if you wait too long everywhere will be out of stock

@noelle thank you so much I love it!

@noelle yay!