Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sydneyfalk @squirrel I was referring to the hiveway thing

But it says a lot about our success that you've already forgotten about it

@squirrel hey, mastodon already shitposted one social platform out of existence

could happen again

@squirrel eh, throw enough fuel on there and they might finally get burned out

@noelle oof

@squirrel maple petting kobolds petting maplebots petting smaller kobolds!

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@squirrel @Jo they were using the content delivery network bit of it

@squirrel oh, they are hosted in austria I believe, it's just that their contract with cloudflare was cancelled

@squirrel yeah, that's quite a thing

@masklayer starter ideas: hit by a small falling piano

mauled by a bear (bonus points if bears aren't native to your area)

alligator wrestling accident

hit by falling space debris

@masklayer large white bandage around your head

Make up a cool story when asked

Never tell the same story twice

@squirrel @noelle it would make sense that they are unlisted

So of course they're not

@squirrel_ebooks 🍪

@Violet hm, I shall have to check the nearest booth

@Violet wait, really?

Huh, shows how long it's been since I've been in a photo booth

@Jo I'd say burn it, but that's my solution to a lot of things

The joys of watch collecting related stuff

"Oh, this looks like a nice travel case for a couple of watches"

https://shop.hodinkee.com/collections/travel-storage/products/discommon-for-hodinkee-leather-watch-wallet

*glances at price*

"HOW FUCKING MUCH?"