Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Speaking of bringing back archaic parts of languages, I've just realised that I completely unironically used the word "thee" earlier

@noelle I þink it might be

@squirrel bops

@softgoat go out and get thee a virgin mary

TSB Online Banking is still having issues where half of their customers can't log in

They pushed an upgrade on a Friday

You don't push upgrades on a Friday

@squirrel Still, nowhere near as bad as Kirk and Co.

People always talk about Kirk being a hornball but the rest of them were at it as well

Hell, where the hell do you think McCoy got the name "Bones" from?

Then there's Spock, it may be only every 7 years but boy howdy does he go for it

And Scotty, well, for all the times someone's asked "beam me up Scotty" that ain't exactly somewhere no man's been before is it

@squirrel probably in worse ways as well, I don't see many pre-warp civilisations having cures for space herpes lying around

@noelle this one adds two

One for "No Rob, that's not how spines work" and another for "Dear god where the fuck are her internal organs meant to be?"

@noelle extra credit edition: also take a shot every time he draws a character that clearly needs medical attention due to various pieces of anatomy being nowhere fucking near where they should be and/or broken

@typhlosion yeah, there's going to be a crowd of us

@typhlosion first thing I do after the zombie apocalypse is getting Paul Erdos to sign a paper to be published, I'll have to drag zombie kevin bacon along too to video the thing

@noelle he'll have more pets than he knows what to do with

@squirrel I will, the softest cuddliest of hugs

Very sad news, Pita hasn't been well so we took him up the vet, they did tests and it turns out he has cancer

He's got maybe a couple of weeks left so we're going to be giving him all the cuddles and all his favourite foods until the time comes

@squirrel

@vantablack actually the feathers are heavier

If you have a kilo of feathers you also have to deal with the weight of what you did to those poor birds

@shel @srol I'd love it

If I'm out eating on my own the last thing I want to have to deal with is people wanting to have a conversation