Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

would the squobit version of nachos be a load 555s covered in cheese and jalapenos?

@squirrel

Random neuron firing: CYBRE-YURT

I'm not entirely sure what that would be aside from something involving cybre and a big round tent but I want one

By 35, retirement experts advise that you should have been born 35 years earlier in order to have a retirement

sudden mental image: @squirrel wandering around with a giant solar panel as a hat so she can charge while out and about

#np #nowPlaying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dT2iE1OBGk

Cillit Bang - JAKAZiD ft Barry Scott

Rare footage of @squirrel performing a physical pentest and then escaping when things go wrong

https://streamable.com/l2gk6

(via https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8jnyxb/squirrel_in_server_room_a_snapshot_of_my_day/)

Okay stuff like this(https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/pull/7391#issuecomment-389261480) is why skynet is going to have happened

BOTS* ARE PEOPLE TOO

*bots that are in the same ballpark sentience of your average human

@squirrel I just came across this little game for learning the vim movement commands, looks like the kind of thing you were looking for yesterday

https://github.com/jmoon018/PacVim

According to a yougov poll 1/3 of Brits give a shit about the royal wedding

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-royals-wedding-poll/two-thirds-of-brits-not-interested-in-royal-wedding-poll-idUSKCN1IF32K

Honestly I'm surprised it's that high

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS CLUCKER

Oh god damnit me, of course the limey brings up vitamin C tablets treating scurvy

walking bloody stereotype here

Ooh, this is neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-1fbvMbkyw

A 3d printed triple axis tourbillion mechanism you can print yourself

maple if she gets a job as a secretary

so, the "ZOMG VULN IN OPENPGP" has precisely fuck-all to do with pgp

it affects certain buggy email clients and only if they have html rendering enabled

so, if you have that disabled like everybody's told you to do for years then you're fine