Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

would the squobit version of nachos be a load 555s covered in cheese and jalapenos?

@squirrel

Random neuron firing: CYBRE-YURT

I'm not entirely sure what that would be aside from something involving cybre and a big round tent but I want one

By 35, retirement experts advise that you should have been born 35 years earlier in order to have a retirement

sudden mental image: @squirrel wandering around with a giant solar panel as a hat so she can charge while out and about

#np #nowPlaying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dT2iE1OBGk

Cillit Bang - JAKAZiD ft Barry Scott

Rare footage of @squirrel performing a physical pentest and then escaping when things go wrong

https://streamable.com/l2gk6

(via https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8jnyxb/squirrel_in_server_room_a_snapshot_of_my_day/)

Okay stuff like this(https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/pull/7391#issuecomment-389261480) is why skynet is going to have happened

BOTS* ARE PEOPLE TOO

*bots that are in the same ballpark sentience of your average human

@squirrel I just came across this little game for learning the vim movement commands, looks like the kind of thing you were looking for yesterday

https://github.com/jmoon018/PacVim

According to a yougov poll 1/3 of Brits give a shit about the royal wedding

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-royals-wedding-poll/two-thirds-of-brits-not-interested-in-royal-wedding-poll-idUSKCN1IF32K

Honestly I'm surprised it's that high

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS CLUCKER

Oh god damnit me, of course the limey brings up vitamin C tablets treating scurvy

walking bloody stereotype here

Ooh, this is neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-1fbvMbkyw

A 3d printed triple axis tourbillion mechanism you can print yourself

maple if she gets a job as a secretary