Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
I knew there'd be bugger all on TV today, but just the "highlights" of the wedding are one and a half hours
That's bloody edited!
How can you stretch out a wedding to over one and a half hours?!
Anyone happen to know what bad news the UK government tried to bury today?
uspol, gun violence
students or staff killed by guns in US schools in 2018 (so far): 31
US active duty military deaths in 2018 (so far): 29
The US Army, safer than going to school
snack overflow: the website for asking questions about snacks
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let maplebot join your electronica band
would the squobit version of nachos be a load 555s covered in cheese and jalapenos?
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fun python/console trick: you want something else? heck you
Random neuron firing: CYBRE-YURT
I'm not entirely sure what that would be aside from something involving cybre and a big round tent but I want one
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By 35, retirement experts advise that you should have been born 35 years earlier in order to have a retirement
sudden mental image: @squirrel wandering around with a giant solar panel as a hat so she can charge while out and about
Rare footage of @squirrel performing a physical pentest and then escaping when things go wrong
(via https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8jnyxb/squirrel_in_server_room_a_snapshot_of_my_day/)
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@devurandom CVE-2018-666666: turning on computer may lead to arbitrary code execution
Okay stuff like this(https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/pull/7391#issuecomment-389261480) is why skynet is going to have happened
BOTS* ARE PEOPLE TOO
*bots that are in the same ballpark sentience of your average human
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@squirrel I just came across this little game for learning the vim movement commands, looks like the kind of thing you were looking for yesterday
According to a yougov poll 1/3 of Brits give a shit about the royal wedding
Honestly I'm surprised it's that high
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
