Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
software
"Minimum recommended hardware" is only a recommendation
Half the time the software will still work with lower-spec hardware
Maybe it'll be a bit slower, but it won't cause your computer to explode or anything
Sam the Octopus
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Every time I read "our software is lightweight! It only uses 1GB of RAM!" I can feel my joints creak a little more.
alcohol
Ooh, Bulleit Bourbon for 16 quid on amazon, don't mind if I do
Sam the Octopus
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Microsoft announces first new feature to be added to github after their acquisition
remember when forum threads with lots of images would have "56K WARNING" in the title
OH SHIT
@squirrel should totally have a gophersite up and running
that would totally be on-brand for a small fluffy critter
maybe brutaldon could be modified to use gopher
the octopus would like some ice put in their tank please
it's a bit warm
Did you know?
Computer Fairies is already on a fork
Sam the Octopus
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maplebots all crowded around a window watching a thunderstorm come up with for a distributed, federated site that's /better/ than #Rust.
tiles are really quite heavy and not fun to carry up stairs
HEY EVERYONE! LET'S GET #trendingHashtagsAreAPoorlyThoughtOutIdea TRENDING!
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
2000's internet was pretty damn good
HOT TAKE
software is bad
re: current decisions by gargamel and the discussions around that
Sam the Octopus
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Sam the Octopus
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why do we make computers run programs? why not give them a bit of a break and let them walk them instead?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
