Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
what's "bun" the unit prefix for?
'cause @maple 's processing power is obviously measured in bunFLOPS
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lb: if I have to think about that so do the rest of you
Sam the Octopus
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#mastodev idea (suggested by someone else): Have a UI toggle to change the link to the Federated feed so it points to <server>/web/timelines/really, which prints:
"You said you didn't want to see the federated timeline. Are you sure you want to see it?
[ Yes, I'm sure ]"
and clicking the button is what takes you to <server>/web/timelines/public
And the curse of Don Quixote is still going strong
https://theplaylist.net/terry-gilliam-don-quixote-rights-loss-20180616/
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good heavens am i the normal person
Kobold Space Program
...why does youtube now have an IM feature?
LOCK TALK
If your padlock can be opened with a screwdriver, an angle grinder, a pair of bolt cutters, or any other widely available tool then you might as well just use a piece of string
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From https://twitter.com/LockPickingLwyr/status/1007613178249965569/:
"The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: “...the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.”"
Sam the Octopus
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i'm too gay
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
don't forget to charge your admin
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🔥 oh no 🔥 now MY 🔥 timeline 🔥 is on 🔥 fire 🔥 🔥 someone send 🔥 marshmallows
Trump reportedly said, at the G7 meeting, that "Crimea is Russian because they speak Russian"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/albertonardelli/trump-russia-crimea?utm_term=.tq441xrjE#.qsllXK7VY
Uh... Welcome back to the British Empire I guess?
Sam the Octopus
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you, a normie: octo expansion is a splatoon 2 thing
me, still has a normal day job somehow: actually it's when your tentacles start growing a lot
Huh, Leica (of camera fame) are getting into the watch game
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/leica-watch-l1-l2-introducing
And getting into it in a big way as well, the movement is made by Lehmann Präzision
Actual footage of @squirrel helping to make pasta sauce by peeling the garlic
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I'm so non-binary I write code on a Setun
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
