Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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When the local news announces a cannabis grow-op bust they always call it a "cannabis factory"

IT IS VERY CLEARLY A FARM, BBC, NOT A FACTORY

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

too hot

pls send ice

(the good kind, not the US federal agency full of bastards)

Two lil snuffly spiny friends!

Pride month is over, welcome to Pride month 2: electric boogaloo

Reminder that Scooter's Back in the UK is the Miss Marple theme sped up

Back in the UK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWDhvIb7BQs

Miss Marple theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG-ZO26pnE8

and all the ones that aren't here, but they won't see this so uh... yeah

Oh, forgot this was today, happy Canada day to all the Canadians here

Two hedgehogs have decided to live in our garden

They're good lil spiny friends

"They say that a dog is a man's best friend

They also say that a diamond is a woman's best friend

But my friend is non-binary

So I got them a pet rock"
~ Benny Feldman

In the future, all that remains from our time is advertising jingles

History lecturer: We still don't know what these creatures known as "wa-shing masheens" were and why they should survive longer in the presence of someone or something named "cal-gon"

I used to live with an Australian so whenever I hear the word "milo" I immediately think "delicious chocolate" and then 99 times out of 100 I'm disappointed to learn it's actually referring to that yiannopolous prick