Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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food, uk supermarket product recall
recall on all tesco, sainsburys, lidl, aldi and waitrose frozen vegetables, like literally all of it, it's contaminated with listeria 🤢
take it back for a refund 💰
👍
Sam the Octopus
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Mr. Spꙮcely of Spꙮcely's Spꙮce Sprꙮckets
alc
Welcome to the UK, where even our seagulls are alcoholics
All this hooting and hollering whenever England score
It's so undignified
My favourite thing about youtube cooking videos:
Watching Americans try to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce
(also Lea & Perrins or GTFO)
Sam the Octopus
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wellseymourimade.it/despite-your-directions
The discourse is lava
meta
Follow recommendations are a bad and unnecessary idea
Thus spake the octopus
pol
as a result of him being banned from Poland, he's also banned from all 26 Schengen countries for 5 years
pol
I'm not a fan of national borders
But I have to concede that occasionally I don't mind some of the results
Dick Spencer has been banned from entering Poland (he was on his way to Sweden)
http://www.newsweek.com/white-supremacist-richard-spencer-banned-entering-sweden-poland-1010850
Sam the Octopus
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Not enough people know about the legendary Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
There is now a Chuck Tingle Humble Bundle
Because of course there fucking is
Sam the Octopus
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Hot take: the primary function of clothing is as a support system for pockets
Happy Colonial Ingratitude Day to all the Americans here
soff, what beeps that yonder @maple makes
how arch users divide their time:
0.01% - using their computer
99.99% - BTW I USE ARCH YOU SHOULD USE ARCH ARCH IS GOOD
Sam the Octopus
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gross
you would not believe the amount of muck that finds its way inside a mouse wheel
(the computer kind, I'm assuming you'd believe the amount of muck that finds its way into a mouse(pet) wheel)
Sam the Octopus
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Sweet dreams are made of bees
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
