Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
crumchy hard disk platters
drive decommissioning is fun
I have entirely forgotten how to bbcode
Rulebooks always have weird and incredibly specific rules in them
I want them to put in credits to the person that forced them to add that rule
"24. No jetskis in the water fountain, Kevin"
bunbot best bot
Sam the Octopus
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Thai cave rescue
They've managed to get 4 of the boys out so far!
Apparently 10 hours until next stage of the operation
There's going to be a film about the Luang cave rescue
Scarlett Johansson is set to star as all 12 Thai children
Sam the Octopus
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"It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo." https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html
robots building robots is a brilliant thing to see
Sam the Octopus
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food, uk supermarket product recall
recall on all tesco, sainsburys, lidl, aldi and waitrose frozen vegetables, like literally all of it, it's contaminated with listeria 🤢
take it back for a refund 💰
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Sam the Octopus
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Mr. Spꙮcely of Spꙮcely's Spꙮce Sprꙮckets
alc
Welcome to the UK, where even our seagulls are alcoholics
All this hooting and hollering whenever England score
It's so undignified
My favourite thing about youtube cooking videos:
Watching Americans try to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce
(also Lea & Perrins or GTFO)
Sam the Octopus
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wellseymourimade.it/despite-your-directions
The discourse is lava
meta
Follow recommendations are a bad and unnecessary idea
Thus spake the octopus
pol
as a result of him being banned from Poland, he's also banned from all 26 Schengen countries for 5 years
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
