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Premier Cherdenko: I'm going to escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!

Aide: uh... yeah, elon musk sent a car to mars so...

Premier Cherdenko: fuck

And today in bad timing: Bristol distillery apologises over 'Novichok' vodka

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-44777737

They started bottling it after the Skripals were released from hospital and well before any more casualties so it's really just terrible timing

LB: all places listed are like, super comfy and nice

We have no less than 3 adorable hedgehogs that visit our garden!

Oh yeah, the moors are still on fire, forgot about that happening

Jeremy Fucking Hunt as Foreign Secretary

I suppose at least he can't fuck up the NHS any more

Shit, RISC-V must be getting somewhere, ARM have started a FUD campaign against it

https://riscv-basics.com/

Well, there's likely to be a vote of no confidence in May soon

Can we get Lord Buckethead as PM please?

I can't believe I'm saying this but I genuinely believe he's the best for the job

crumchy hard disk platters

drive decommissioning is fun

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I have entirely forgotten how to bbcode

Rulebooks always have weird and incredibly specific rules in them

I want them to put in credits to the person that forced them to add that rule

"24. No jetskis in the water fountain, Kevin"

bunbot best bot

They've managed to get 4 of the boys out so far!

Apparently 10 hours until next stage of the operation

There's going to be a film about the Luang cave rescue

Scarlett Johansson is set to star as all 12 Thai children