Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

BEES

they're pretty awesome

I #canHelpWith

- Time, in particular the keeping thereof
- being a rubber duck
- bodging
- (some) linux
- operational security
- shitposting
- headpats
- being an octopus

Premier Cherdenko: I'm going to escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!

Aide: uh... yeah, elon musk sent a car to mars so...

Premier Cherdenko: fuck

And today in bad timing: Bristol distillery apologises over 'Novichok' vodka

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-44777737

They started bottling it after the Skripals were released from hospital and well before any more casualties so it's really just terrible timing

LB: all places listed are like, super comfy and nice

We have no less than 3 adorable hedgehogs that visit our garden!

Oh yeah, the moors are still on fire, forgot about that happening

Jeremy Fucking Hunt as Foreign Secretary

I suppose at least he can't fuck up the NHS any more

Shit, RISC-V must be getting somewhere, ARM have started a FUD campaign against it

https://riscv-basics.com/

Well, there's likely to be a vote of no confidence in May soon

Can we get Lord Buckethead as PM please?

I can't believe I'm saying this but I genuinely believe he's the best for the job

crumchy hard disk platters

drive decommissioning is fun

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I have entirely forgotten how to bbcode

Rulebooks always have weird and incredibly specific rules in them

I want them to put in credits to the person that forced them to add that rule

"24. No jetskis in the water fountain, Kevin"

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