Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

There is now a 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum in London

Apparently someone in the marketing department of NowTV thought it was a good idea

hedgehog is BIG

The British aristocracy has a long history of very subtly putting across their true feelings

Here is a masterclass on how the Queen does it

https://twitter.com/samuraiknitter/status/1018570246037352449

hug all computers

they're doing the best they can

It's almost as if existing in a capitalist society sometimes forces people to take ethically suboptimal actions

LINUX! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!*

*parts of what you want to do will be a complete pain in the arse for legacy reasons

the hedgehog cafe has its first customer

I'm sam the octopus, benevolent ruler of the hedgehogs

as if the hedgehogs don't have enough luxury with not one but two houses we've built for them in the back garden I've built them a little hedgehog cafe in the front too

Amazon workers are on strike today and I'm not going to cross picket lines

Also all the prime day deals are either shit or very obviously on stuff they've been stuck with too much inventory of which if I'm being completely honest is more to the point

@EffectBot @maple !effect vhs

Happy international non-binary day everyone

just how much is the fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA

A tip for all Brits here, book 23rd April 2019 - 3rd May 2019 off work

You'll get 18 days in a row off by taking 9 days leave

Because of easter your last day in the office will be the 18th and your first day back will be the 7th because of the early bank holiday

Are all the Americans enjoying the lesson in how to protest properly?

The big orange blimp has said he's feeling unwelcome, so mission accomplished on our end

There's a kitten running to and fro through the house

We don't own a kitten