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I wish I could feed and get drinks for and care for all my friends as much as I can for my hedgehog friends

:thaenkin: I wonder if, when you ssh into @maple, the 'tail' command defaults to 100 lines instead of 10...

And yes, that is a plate of canned food, a bowl of dry food, and a water bowl under a specially made shelter because if you're going to take care of random critters that wander by you might as well go all out

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Hey, code people, if you haven't noticed we've got a lot more disk space now than when we did in the 80's, we can fit big words like "accessibility" and "internationalisation" without having to truncate them

Would probably help with readability, or as you fuckers would probably put it "r9y"

Reminder: don't use "a11y". That abbreviation is ITSELF inaccessible.

Type "accessibility" out. If you absolutely won't type those nine characters, at least macro "a11y" to "accessibility". #a11y #accessibility

WTB little hedgehog-sized broom so they can clean up after themselves

I love the little buggers but they ain't 'alf messy

I wonder how all the people concerned about the vengabus coming for them will react when they find out there's also a vengaplane

lewd adjacent 

amazon.com/dp/B07FMLNVFF/ref=?tag=drsynth-20&th=1

I'm not entirely sure why you'd ever need 275 gallons of personal lubricant at any one time, but if you do, you can buy it

Also, they knew what they were doing when they decided the price

You've heard of catgirls and catboys, now get ready for catenbies

They're nyanbinary

Double checking John Oliver's math

Facebook one-day losses: $119 Billion
Global cheese market (projected for 2019): $118 Billion

Yep. Facebook did indeed lose, in one day, more value than the entire concept of cheese

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