Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Google Glass helps kids with autism read facial expressions"

http://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2018/08/google-glass-helps-kids-with-autism-read-facial-expressions.html

Being able to easily recognise facial expressions would be handy, on the other hand, I'd have to wear google glass

I am not at all making this up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodger_%26_Badger

My parent's generation: "Why are all our kids so weird?"

One of the TV shows you put on for us involved an anthropomorphic badger with a weird thing for mashed potato, what did you expect?

lil hedgies doin' a huff

relatively big pudgy hedgehogs

Because lobsters seem to be a thing now

related topics: brexit, mad max

Turns out that the "fury road" is actually the M1

So uh... google searches for "stockpile" have gone up quite a bit over the past month

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=GB&q=stockpile

I think it's dawning on people just how fucked we are

❌ Mr.
❌ Mrs.
❌ Ms.
☑️ Comrade

Indigo is just dark blue

octopus is squidgy and huggable

I wish I could feed and get drinks for and care for all my friends as much as I can for my hedgehog friends

I wonder if, when you ssh into @maple, the 'tail' command defaults to 100 lines instead of 10...

And yes, that is a plate of canned food, a bowl of dry food, and a water bowl under a specially made shelter because if you're going to take care of random critters that wander by you might as well go all out

Big hedgehog is big

Yes, those are standard-sized house bricks

Hedgehogs are still enjoying the hedgehog cafe

Hey, code people, if you haven't noticed we've got a lot more disk space now than when we did in the 80's, we can fit big words like "accessibility" and "internationalisation" without having to truncate them

Would probably help with readability, or as you fuckers would probably put it "r9y"