Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7oJ11PjiQ

Hello I'm Simon Whistler, you're watching toots on mastodon and today you're reading this in my voice

Oh hey, new people joining mastodon by the looks of it

Welcome!

If you want to know just what you're getting yourselves into check out this guide by @noelle

https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/

Apple, Google, Spotify, Facebook, Pinterest, and YouPorn didn't ban InfoWars from their platforms

Alex Jones is just a crisis actor

Happy international cat day everyone!

This is a lovely article

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/casio-ae1200wh-1a-world-timer-value-proposition

From Hodinkee, who usually talk about rather expensive watches, a look at the Casio AE1200WH

#outofcontext @maple

"id drink it"

'Actor' Steven Seagal made special US-Russia envoy

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45074380

Okay, I take it back, some things can still surprise me

help the nerds on my timeline are being cute and and adorable

Oof, these are excessively nice

Triton Classic Subphotique, 40mm case size, 500m water resistance, crown at 12 protected by the case

Bezel is sapphire with C3 SuperLuminova for the markings

Can I afford one? Hell no
Do I want one? Hell yes

hedgehog fren doin a munch

lil hedgehog fren charged over from the bushes to the water dish so he could have a drink

hedgehog fren was thirsty

shit, that last toot would have been a perfect opportunity for a "thus spake the octopus"

I really need to remember to do that

"virtue signalling" is a bullshit term used only by complete arseholes

Just had some of the lemon chutney with dinner, fucking hell it's gotten strong

With the fediverse being a reasonable size and mid-term elections coming up in the US it's not unlikely that certain groups may try to weaponise the fediverse in the same way that they've weaponised facebook and twitter

Luckily we can do things about it here

If you see accounts breaking CoC then please report them, all us mods will do our best but we can only take action when we know that there's action to be taken

Barry Chuckle has died after a short illness

Very sad to hear that

Reggie is like, the platonic ideal of cat

He wandered in, started meowing his head off, took one look at the food I gave him, decided that it wasn't up to his standards, and promptly left

He doesn't even live here, he just wanders in for us to feed him

According to research (that I can't remember the source for), cats don't see humans as a different species or anything

They see humans as inexplicably large, slightly thick cats