Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

PING.......... PING.......... PING..........

lots of cruise ships include shopping sections

therefore it could be considered a mall

therefore we could combine "living in a dead mall" with "being a pirate" if we got hold of an old, unused cruise ship

also, we could move it around the world for easy pickup of all our friends

An SEO webmaster walks into a bar, public house, tavern, pub, club, menu, beer garden, pool table, darts, games, snacks

hedgie fren!

Just who's this Malone person everyone's trying to get mailed places?

BEES ARE GOOD BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

It's becoming more and more apparent that our hedgehogs didn't get the memo about them being meant to eat slugs

lil tiny hedgehog has joined in!

hedgie!

you wouldn't believe I clean out the cafe every day looking at it after some hedgies come by

I've been wondering, all these products sold with big "Proudly made in <country you live in>" labels, does anyone else avoid those as much as possible?

I know what the average Brit is like and fuck off do I expect them to make anything that actually works

I have just discovered what a "venmo" is

A way to pay people combined with a... social network?

What the fuck is wrong with silicon valley

NIST runs three radio stations, WWV, WWVH, and WWVB

You've probably not heard of them, but you could well have used them before

They broadcast a time signal to the vast majority of North America, this time signal allows clocks, watches, and all kinds of other things to synchronise with an accurate time

Due to budget cuts they're planning to shut these down in 2019, meaning anything that uses the system won't be getting an accurate time any more and will need to be set manually

Which sucks

"British women now among top drinkers in world and no difference in amount men and women consume, study finds"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-women-top-drinkers-in-world-aberystwyth-university-a8506856.html

WOO! WE WIN!

I think somebody who's a far better writer than I should put together a collection of fediverse lore

Like the hiveway saga, and william shatner not being able to find you here

Preferably in an old norse poetry style

Oh hey! Is this Hiveway 2.0?

https://tri.cash/

That'll work much better than last time I'm sure

@noelle HAPPY BIRFDAY!

Me mentioning fish and chip shops just then got me thinking about the finest piece of cuisine Scotland has ever produced

The Munchy Box

business idea: fish and chips shop

Sells battered fish and integrated circuits