Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

On the news: "with the weather animals like hedgehogs have had a really rough year"

Not in our garden they haven't, bloody 5 star hedgehog resort over here

medium hedgie fren and lil tiny hedgie fren!

with solid state storage being far less susceptible to acceleration-based damage, IP over trebuchet may be a viable method of transporting 90TB over 300m

I absolutely love the MB&F & L'Epée 1839 clocks they come out with from time to time

They're just so fun and cool

(Images from https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/mbandf-lepee-1839-grant-introducing)

I really need to set up an automated camera by the hog cafe

There's a tiny one that comes by that I haven't got a good picture of because I'm far too busy going "AAAAAAA! LOOK AT THE CUTE LIL HEDGIE HE'S SO ADORABLE LOOK AT HIS CUTE LIL NOSE!" to grab a camera

Do you lot, in fact, drink Um Bongo?

After testing, it seems that hedgehogs massively prefer cat food to dog food

We tested the same brand, both chicken flavour, and the hedgehogs wouldn't go near the dog version

Sample size is relatively small, but we're limited by the number of adorable lil hedgies that wander by

PING.......... PING.......... PING..........

lots of cruise ships include shopping sections

therefore it could be considered a mall

therefore we could combine "living in a dead mall" with "being a pirate" if we got hold of an old, unused cruise ship

also, we could move it around the world for easy pickup of all our friends

An SEO webmaster walks into a bar, public house, tavern, pub, club, menu, beer garden, pool table, darts, games, snacks

hedgie fren!

Just who's this Malone person everyone's trying to get mailed places?

BEES ARE GOOD BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

It's becoming more and more apparent that our hedgehogs didn't get the memo about them being meant to eat slugs

lil tiny hedgehog has joined in!

hedgie!

you wouldn't believe I clean out the cafe every day looking at it after some hedgies come by

I've been wondering, all these products sold with big "Proudly made in <country you live in>" labels, does anyone else avoid those as much as possible?

I know what the average Brit is like and fuck off do I expect them to make anything that actually works