Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

oh for fuck's sake

IT'S NOT A LICENSE FOR A TV

IT'S A LICENSE FOR VIEWING LIVE BROADCAST TELEVISION

I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND

Every so often during the night I hear a slight clink outside and smile knowing that it's the sound of one of the hedgehogs visiting and having some food

wait, the "bechdel" test?

...fuck

*camera pans over to large amounts of white sauce*

For some reason (capitalism) Black Friday is also a thing in the UK

We don't have thanksgiving, today isn't even a bank holiday, but it's black friday all the same

IÄ! IÄ! GRITTY FHTAGN!

I was kinda expecting this but actually seeing this image is incredible

Okay so this is a thing that has now happened

wow, fallout 76 is really getting hammered in the reviews

I think maple might be a robot

you know a social network is full of nerds when a joke about hypervisors of all things somehow manages to gain traction

Still annoyed that even with the lowering cost of putting things into orbit nobody's thrown a Plan 9 machine up there yet

Charities: "Don't give cash to that homeless person, they're just going to spend it on alcohol and cigarettes!"

That's the same thing I spend it on, what's the problem?

would a counterbalanced railway for raising and lowering rabbits on a mountainside be called a bunicular?

As someone who knows little of virtualisation this is what I imagine a hypervisor is

All these people trying to claim that non-binary people don't exist are just enbyous of us

So Ivanka Trump's been caught using a personal email account for official business

Not sure what to call this...

Margarine e-mails maybe?