Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

actual photo of "proud boys" approved transport

it's like they're trying to be a biker gang but the only bikes they can ride are those balance bicycles you give to toddlers to learn on

Not only are the "proud boys" bad at redacting stuff but this entire document is hilarious

https://www.scribd.com/document/394310661/Proud-Boys-Redacted-Bylaws-Adopted-11-25-2018

Their attempt to be tough by beating in new members is slightly undercut by the fact that they have to name 5 breakfast cereals while doing so

Also there's a bylaw for how often members are allowed to have a wank which is just ridiculous

turns out that he wasn't some adrenaline junkie evangelical, he actually planned that escapade for years

which somehow makes it worse

years of training and learning about the tribe that shoots arrows at anyone who goes near them and he still didn't cotton on to the fact that maybe going there was a bad idea

For someone who doesn't go outside much, I am endlessly entertained by all the things they come up with for bushcraft/camping type activities

Here's a rain poncho type thingy that's also an inflatable 1 person tent!

https://vimeo.com/299344400

bloody brass

right, any marks left on it are "patina" and are meant to be there

Just had a thought, it's going to be fucking hilarious when Fox News finds out about the fediverse

"The website, frequented by far left antifa supersoldiers, invites users to send messages about "toots" and "slime", with some calling for grass to be flung into volcanoes with catapults"

667, the fax number of the beast

which bastard first thought "ooh, brass would be a good decorative thing in here"?

takes bloody ages to polish

in retrospect, that was a very, very UK-centric reference

For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7LxFgjnBdU

First image from the NASA Insight probe after the dust cover was removed

One of the neighbourhood cats is the perfect example of the phrase "curiosity killed the cat"

I was hammering in some nails and Pissy (she is also an example of why you don't let a 5 year old name anything) decided to jump up and have a look at what I was doing by putting her head directly on top of the nail

Luckily hammering stuff into other stuff is something you can stop pretty damn quickly, I am going to have to be quite careful when using the table saw though

ROBOT FRIEND MADE IT TO MARS!

The real cyber monday deals were the friends we made along the way

@maple HAPPY CYBER BUNDAY! 🤖 🐰 🎉

I'm not entirely sure the hedgehogs have noticed that new house I put out for them

They're adorable bless 'em, but they're not the smartest or most observant of critters

ALSO

KNIVES ARE FINE AND LEGAL HERE, YOU JUST CAN'T CARRY A FUCKING MACHETE AROUND UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A REASON FOR CARRYING IT OTHER THAN "I WANNA CHOP THAT FUCKER'S ARMS OFF"