Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Wanna see what's in a watch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSZFO5QUmE

Full disassembly of a Miyota and an ETA watch movement

fun game: try to guess if a toot is from @yubikeybot@masto.ninja or a girl who's just been called cute

"now kid, you have to go to bed early on christmas eve so you get the really good presents, if you go to sleep late then santa won't be able to get to you until later and you'll get the shit presents from the back of the sleigh"

this works on 100% of the children that have been told this

All these flavoured gins around recently like "grapefruit and pomelo" flavoured gin

GIN IS MEANT TO TASTE LIKE GIN DAMNIT

halp the bunnies are being adorable on my timeline

The Gävle Goat has been put up, place your bets now on how long until someone burns it down

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat

I would like to draw everyone's attention to the only member of the UK government that isn't a complete bastard, Larry

Larry is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

This is his actual official title

Game idea: a deck building game, but you're actually building some decking

this is an australian possum with leucism (partial loss of pigmentation)

it's a goddamn pikachu

I can only assume the buyer for asda knew exactly what they were doing when deciding to stock pink, purple, and blue led lights

well, it's december now and my laptop is stunningly bisexual

this is of course when they're not managing to knock the ramp down

I think some of our hedgehogs may have forgotten how to walk up a ramp

There are some steps that are a bit too tall for them to get up so we put a ramp in and I just saw one of them take one look at it and (I assume) walk off to take the long way around because they couldn't figure out the ramp

In the live action remake of Cowboy Bebop, viewers will wish for Spike and Faye to get together, as well Spike and Jet, and Jet and Faye

This has been the shipping forecast