Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I fancy mucking about with networking gear again but my current setup works entirely fine for the forseeable future

Someone provide really cheap gigabit fibre to my house so I've got reason to mess about with stuff plx

honestly I was expecting more people yelling at me for that epic of gilgamesh joke earlier

In 100-200 years time there are going to be groups of people doing historical reenactments of the 90's

"Ah", the curator said, "I believe this is what the youth of today call an Epic fail"

any time NASA does anything cool the whole fediverse turns into the damn space core from portal

I can just hear all of us going "SPAAAAAAAACE"

So millennials, which industries are we killing this year?

happy new year!

assuming you're using a calendar that switches year now of course, otherwise happy new year in advance for whenever your year increments

literally the fediverse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

List of best buns in no particular order:

Belgian bun
Chelsea bun
Currant Bun
@maple
Hot Cross Bun

we also have a "Lord Adonis" who is sadly not as good looking as that name implies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Adonis,_Baron_Adonis

reminder that up until they messed it up and gave her a peerage there was a "Lady Garden" wandering around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Garden,_Baroness_Garden_of_Frognal

You might have missed it in the pre-christmas chaos but @maple 's new track is fucking awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

inkling maker thing!

https://mebuika.kenkenpa.net/ikamaker.html

you probably think this subtoot's about you

(not actually a subtoot)

considering we already know the number and fax number of the beast (666,667), what would be the e-mail address of the beast?

I'm thinking it'll be something @aol.com

Only satan would still voluntarily use an aol e-mail address

technically anything @maple makes is created with machine learning

if santa claus did not exist it would be necessary to invent him

Olive never let him play in any reindeer games either

Olive can fuck right off