Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I don't know why but I'm apparently on the mailing list for a member's club in London (a city I don't live in) (also I don't have anywhere near enough money to join a member's club)

all of these events sound like things I'd pay good money to not be forced to go to

Taking honey from beehives is landlordism

Finally the perfect valentine's gift for the capitalist twat in your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M79vDyKaG0

(it's a little guillotine made of chocolate)

someone gave me a great tip for easily starting up a charcoal grill

you take some newspaper, roll it up, and cover it in melted wax. then all you have to do is light it and nestle it in to the charcoal, works really well

it's a firestarter

a twisted firestarter

Huh, apparently all you need for a bunch of white male USAians to give a tiny shit about massive human rights abuses is for a company from that country to give $150 million to reddit

crochet pirate flags

they're made of yarrrrn

"You're tearing me apart sharky!"

Tommy Wiseau has announced that he's "directing" and "acting" in a new film called Big Shark

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3545072/teaser-room-director-tommy-wiseaus-next-film-shark-attack-movie-titled-big-shark/

"Oh hai shark"

Cookie Monster is evidently having a great time on his reddit AMA

Cookie Monster is doing a reddit AMA

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/anu4u9/me_cookie_monster_me_want_you_to_come_visit_me_on/

That's a sentence I didn't ever expect to type

headbutts from cats are the best

they're just like "*BOOF* friend"

computerfairi.es: we don't forget to do stuff to our certificates!

well, we haven't yet anyway, give us time

steampunk @maple

probably the only time steam coming out of maple's ears is a good thing

I really, really want, in one of these baking contest shows, for one of the contestants to make a cake in the shape of the President of France instead of macarons

"Uh... yeah, misheard you, sorry"

egg verbis

I have one very important thing to say about the new PhilosophyTube video:

PHWOAR

y'know, if he didn't want to do any more taken sequels he could have just said "no"

wasn't any need to bring THAT out in an interview

found on amazon daily deals: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-Stubble-Trimmer-Precise-Symmetrical/dp/B07CGZPKD9/?th=1

alien: FUCKING LASERS AGAIN?!?! GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!