Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

If you're in the UK or The Netherlands please go out and vote today in the EU elections

Ireland is tomorrow, Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Latvia are on Saturday, and everyone else is on Sunday

why on earth do they call it a european election when my european hedgehog friends don't get a vote

speciesist imo

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My sleep pattern is so fucked up at the moment my body thinks I'm somewhere in Siberia

now if it does homebrew stuff and has wide availability then I'll be interested, but as is not really

So this Playdate thingy, am I right in thinking it's $150 for basically 12 games that are, as yet, a complete mystery?

It looks neat but I for one don't have that sort of disposable cash on hand

Just out of interest, do people not in the UK know the lyrics to their national anthem?

'cause here most of us start mumbling half way through the second line

Ask us to sing Mr. Brightside and we'll belt it out no problem though

by "or something" I mean dish or dish-type thing, not the water part

I'm sure they'd drink beer but then you'll have a bunch of drunk critters swaying around your garden and you'll get to find out exactly how drunk a skunk gets

Best to stick to water for them

It's been a bit dry around here recently which has reminded me to remind you all that if you happen to have a garden, please put a dish of water or something out there for the wildlife in dry weather

They'll very much appreciate it

shit, I'd even wear the druid getup, that stuff looks comfy as hell

I have finally found a career that I am ideally qualified for

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

I'm well up for pottering around someone's garden for a living

If you throw eggs, milk, or flour at someone the police are likely to try to do you for assault

but if you throw all three at the same time it's batter-y

a £5.25 Five Guys milkshake no less, that's dedication right there

Someone made a rip-off of the nokia n-gage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KECHAODA-Long-Standby-Power-Bank-Game-and-Phone-2-In-1-Mobile-Phone-K110-2-8/33014628447.html

Just sayin' but we've already got obnoxious text formatting available over here and everyone's using it responsibly

[pulse]well, mostly[/pulse]

LACTOSE THE INTOLERANT

important update

https://twitter.com/BurgerKingUK/status/1129748114129215491

well done burger king pr department