Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

wow, they really picked the 4th of July for their relaunch didn't they

...does this make the fediverse the british?

It's okay everyone, I washed the slope with detergent, it's not slippery any more

the best way to anaesthetise an octopus is to douse them in ethanol

which is what I call a good friday night

Tusky blocking gab is an act of speech and is therefore covered by the concept of "free speech"

YEAH

WHAT YA GONNA NOW DICKHEADS?

frogge

welp, time to dump fedilab

they're choosing not to do anything about gab

ah, I see spammer prick has finally found his people, nice to see there's really somewhere for everyone on the fediverse

(he's on shitposter.club now)

not only do we have hedgehogs in the garden, we also have what is quite frankly an extravagant number of woodlice

or as I like to call them, lil crustacean friends

🦔

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can just see two of them here

it's hedgie dating season which means one of them is serenading the other with lots of chuff noises

amazon: bet you wish you'd been wearing these lol!

me: fuck off

amazon, one week after me badly cutting my finger in an accident with a chisel, sends me an ad for cut-proof gloves

amazon, I know you're harvesting data, but don't be a dick

if any watch snobs keep going on about "in-house" production and how those brands that do it are sooooo superior to the common riff-raff just remind them that a 70 quid seiko is produced entirely in-house

drives them nuts

"this is a surprisingly quiet monday"

"sam, it's sunday"

"...I knew that"