Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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( originally from, uh,... partlysmith on tumblr? i think? but iunno how tumblr works well enough to find the original 😖 )
grumbly silly subtoot
oh, loads of bible verses as toots, clearly can't be much of a christian though since you're forcing me to work on the sabbath by needing to suspend your ass
grumbly grumble
Reason #2345 I'm not allowed in Amazon's datacentres: covering all the servers with cotton wool so they properly look like the cloud
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The great irony is that every noise she makes protesting being cute makes her cuter
British culture is seeing a road sign saying "Heavy Plant Crossing" and thinking "fuuuuck! triffids!"
bleep bloop
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GAB / develop-instance (block address)
Apparently Gab has a develop instance up under Gab.com.
You probably want to suspend that address.
Screenshot of dev's account
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paws are extremely good ???
tv show, violence, lots thereof
the spice girls bit in the trailer for "The Boys" has entirely sold me on watching it
@tom HAPPY BIRFDAY
for context on the pressure rating to actually get a pressure of 1500 bar under water you'd have to go to the deepest part of the earth's oceans and dig a hole another 4 kilometres
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by popular demand, here's the final draft of the Queer Villain Pride flag I did yesterday, along with a link to a hi-res version here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/abew1ci7y5xzt9q/villainpridelarge%20copy.png?dl=0
again: pink for passion, orange for community, green for knowledge, purple for queer history, and black for evil, pure EVIL. feel free to use this for whatever. mwa ha ha ha haaa, etc
Oh hey, Omega made a one-off watch with 1,500 bar of water resistance for some diving expedition thing
neat
https://www.omegawatches.com/planet-omega/ocean/worldsdeepestdive
Reason #7812 I'm not allowed in genetics labs: glowy trees
I want like, bio luminescent apple trees
Plant them along paths
Save a load on street lighting
Also make glowy cider from them
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
