Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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Sam the Octopus
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GAB / develop-instance (block address)
Apparently Gab has a develop instance up under Gab.com.
You probably want to suspend that address.
Screenshot of dev's account
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paws are extremely good ???
tv show, violence, lots thereof
the spice girls bit in the trailer for "The Boys" has entirely sold me on watching it
@tom HAPPY BIRFDAY
for context on the pressure rating to actually get a pressure of 1500 bar under water you'd have to go to the deepest part of the earth's oceans and dig a hole another 4 kilometres
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by popular demand, here's the final draft of the Queer Villain Pride flag I did yesterday, along with a link to a hi-res version here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/abew1ci7y5xzt9q/villainpridelarge%20copy.png?dl=0
again: pink for passion, orange for community, green for knowledge, purple for queer history, and black for evil, pure EVIL. feel free to use this for whatever. mwa ha ha ha haaa, etc
Oh hey, Omega made a one-off watch with 1,500 bar of water resistance for some diving expedition thing
neat
https://www.omegawatches.com/planet-omega/ocean/worldsdeepestdive
Reason #7812 I'm not allowed in genetics labs: glowy trees
I want like, bio luminescent apple trees
Plant them along paths
Save a load on street lighting
Also make glowy cider from them
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when the moon hits your knees
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore
gab
wow, they really picked the 4th of July for their relaunch didn't they
...does this make the fediverse the british?
It's okay everyone, I washed the slope with detergent, it's not slippery any more
alc
the best way to anaesthetise an octopus is to douse them in ethanol
which is what I call a good friday night
app meta
Tusky blocking gab is an act of speech and is therefore covered by the concept of "free speech"
YEAH
WHAT YA GONNA NOW DICKHEADS?
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it's time to read the middle english wikipedia article about frogges
“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”
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oh_no: the gestalt mood of the new humanity
- Pronouns
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
