Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

very glad the hedgehogs are helping with order fulfilment on the pins, the fields on the customs forms are small and awkward to write in for this octopus but perfect size for tiny hedgie paws!

jactical (jean tactical)

this is a real product https://www.helikon-tex.com/en_eur/kk-tmr-nl-training-mini-rig-tmr-nylon.html

drinking cider from a guinness glass because fuck the police

Jeremy Hunt (one of two people who may be next prime minister) has said that the next PM must be "trustworthy" in order to "avoid no brexit"

well, I'm kinda hoping he's right here, can't trust either of them so that'll be no brexit for me please

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https://develop.gab.com/users/robcolbert/statuses/102330309540643120

roofs of the hog cafe were letting in a bit of water so I blagged some old roofing felt

reggie is a long cat

cultists on a budget that can't quite spring for proper robes so they're all in dressing gowns

ravelry something something adolf knitler

if you don't pay your exorcist there's a danger that your home may become repossessed

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the hog cafe also functions as a cat bed!

oh, loads of bible verses as toots, clearly can't be much of a christian though since you're forcing me to work on the sabbath by needing to suspend your ass

grumbly grumble

Reason #2345 I'm not allowed in Amazon's datacentres: covering all the servers with cotton wool so they properly look like the cloud

British culture is seeing a road sign saying "Heavy Plant Crossing" and thinking "fuuuuck! triffids!"