Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

reggie is a long cat

cultists on a budget that can't quite spring for proper robes so they're all in dressing gowns

ravelry something something adolf knitler

if you don't pay your exorcist there's a danger that your home may become repossessed

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the hog cafe also functions as a cat bed!

oh, loads of bible verses as toots, clearly can't be much of a christian though since you're forcing me to work on the sabbath by needing to suspend your ass

grumbly grumble

Reason #2345 I'm not allowed in Amazon's datacentres: covering all the servers with cotton wool so they properly look like the cloud

British culture is seeing a road sign saying "Heavy Plant Crossing" and thinking "fuuuuck! triffids!"

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the spice girls bit in the trailer for "The Boys" has entirely sold me on watching it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rueu_fh30

@tom HAPPY BIRFDAY

for context on the pressure rating to actually get a pressure of 1500 bar under water you'd have to go to the deepest part of the earth's oceans and dig a hole another 4 kilometres