Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Finally a crafting video tailored to my skill level

Matt Gray making glitter shoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9pzMdHOXE

I should totally get some art of me octo-wielding banhammers

"'Exotic' bird at Bucks Animal Hospital turns out to be a gull covered in curry"

https://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/17741769.exotic-bird-at-bucks-animal-hospital-turns-out-to-be-a-gull-covered-in-curry-or-turmeric/

smol hedgie! 🦔

rotate potate

If you're looking at Daniel Wellington or MVMT watches and thinking "oh, could get one of those", don't.

They're overpriced shite

Instead, here are some other options in a similar style but are much better:

Casio LTP-E140: costs about £50 so much cheaper, good reliable watch

Timex Fairfield: £90, very nice looking, can read it in the dark

Tissot Everytime Swissmatic: £310, so more expensive but you get a swiss mechanical movement instead of a basic quartz

pokemon only say their own names in the same way all of us make toots containing only what animal/machine/other we are

only "blockchain" 'round 'ere is all of us passing around your domains to suspend your asses

oh noes! apparently "mastadon, the social media blockchain" is going to lose customers for blocking gab!

hedgie do a scratch

D&D campaign where you're all mimics that hid themselves in the gear of a really terrible adventuring party and you try keeping them alive because they bring you to cool food but you also have to remain hidden from them because they'd freak out and stop taking you to cool food

Much like The Pentagon is named after the shape of the building, GCHQ Cheltenham is known as "The Doughnut"

who decided they should be called "house boats" and not boaterhomes