Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Happy Sysadmin day to all the sysadmins around here!

And especially to our very own sysadmin, @maple !

I wonder how you calculate the difference between solar and civil time...

*one rabbit hole later*

fuckin eldritch magic, got it

looks like one of the hedgehogs is squatting in the hog cafe

opened it up to do the cleaning and there was one in there so I left it

just heard a bunch of crunching from it, hedgie came out to have a drink and promptly went back in

octopus is melt

turns out hedgies can have bunny fursonas too!

hmm... with all this posting stuff lark I wonder if it's worth getting a proper label printer...

*sees they're 200+ quid for one that'll do the size labels needed*

...nah, standard paper and sticky tape'll do

Trump's not going to be too bothered if you don't let ICE into your home so long as you let other people in

He's already demonstrated he's fine with obstruction of just ice

*glances at disk usage*

/hedgiecam - 26GiB

that's a lotta hedgie pictures

AU where all cranes are actual bird cranes and they help lift things

"What? We're great with spice, we have curries, everybody goes for a cheeky nandos, we're good, it's just the yanks"

"This tomato sauce is a bit spicy"

"FUCK"

I'd love to think the "white people think <insert bland thing here> is spicy" joke only applies to the north american brand of white people

But then I remember that my dad thinks black pepper is too spicy

"So, we're in the tower of an immortal wizard and all we've found so far is a shoe rack full of Uggs, a couple hundred pumpkin spiced lattes, and every wall has "Live, Laugh, Love" inscribed on it"

"yeah, it's a basic lich"

Abs[unit]

smol hedgie compared with BIG HEDGIE

masto island or masto boat?

all of us either on an island or on a boat

boat would need more maintenance but would be easily moved for logistics and we could also be pirates

50 years ago Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing

Being Kubrick he insisted on shooting it on location

50 years ago two people walked on the moon while wearing Omega Speedmasters

Omega have not stopped going on about it since