Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

breakfast cereal is just kibble for humans

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@mavica

image by u/Deus_Payne on reddit

I've had to buy more storage for pictures from the hedgiecam

current disk usage is 31.2 GB

fuck.

@mavica you'll like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ffgWvdZyvk

the little *flump* to get on the charging station!

"affordable"... I don't think that word means what you think it means Hodinkee

There's a TV show in this concept I'm sure, meetings that must have happened

skits throughout time about all the really weird meetings that must have occurred

like the one about the orion project, "we want to ride nuclear explosions into space", "you mean like, a nuclear reactor creating thrust in a controlled way or something right?", "nope, blow up a nuke behind us and ride the shockwave", "... YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?"

Meetings I wish I'd been in: The one where Abraham Lincoln received the offer of a whole bunch of elephants from the King of Siam to help in the north american civil war

"Next on the agenda, the King of Siam is offering to send us elephants"
Everyone in the meeting: "what?"

@mavica whoops

should I tell @mavica about the star trek game that's in bsdgames or would that just utterly kill byte's productivity...

Now, I'm not precious about keeping watches in full original condition or anything but jesus fuck why?

This used to be a Rolex Milgauss

those inflatable t-rex costumes that were massive a little while ago?

they now come in shark form

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000049957623.html

lil moth friend

if you're in the UK and have a garden please put a dish of water out at night for your adorable wild neighbours, it's a bit warm for them at the moment

or if you're anywhere else where it's warm, I can only speak to the UK being a bit warm at the moment