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I mean, dusty tomes of forgotten lore? man pages

eldritch abominations that must be placated? social media algorithms

bizarre chanting? SUDO APT UPDATE SUDO APT UPGRADE

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Clarke's Third Law states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

I'd argue we've got to that point now and so instead of "person who knows a bit about tech" I am in fact a witch

stallman 

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as resigned, is in fact, fired/resigned, or as I've recently taken to calling it fired but saying I resigned

Resigned is not an action in itself, but rather another free component of a fully functional firing system put into operation due to me being a twat, lots of people calling me out for being a twat, and my refusal to stop being a twat comprising a full reason for firing me as defined by everyone.

Did you know you can’t use “beefstew” as a WiFi password?

It isn’t stroganoff.

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I can't think of quite how to do it but, version of Van Halen's Panama about the squobit

MAVICA!

pet health 

so, we've got to give reggie some eardrops, one dose every 12 hours or so

first dose we gave him was about 1100 yesterday

he has only just wandered back in again at 1700 today

yeah, lil fuzzy bugger is not cooperating

subtoot 

mavica's so subby byte's been to the challenger deep

I should really go through my paperwork drawer more than once a decade

Still, Shreddy the Shredder got a good meal today so it's happy

When I first heard that police put plants into protest marches as agent provocateurs I was very disappointed that it wasn't them just putting cactuses out with signs saying "yes hello am protestor"

tech opinion 

it's just "linux"

stallman can go fuck himself

for various and varied reasons

If you don't pay your exorcist there is a danger that your home may become repossessed

@blackle@dev.glitch.social just out of interest, what were you doing say, between the 26th of August and 1st of September 2018?

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