Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"We want a 100kt atomic bomb"

"What!? I don't sell weapons!"

"Your ad says you're a nuclear arms dealer!"

*waves around an RTG-powered limb prosthetic*

"I AM! JUST NOT THAT KIND!"

done for surprisingly reasonable prices

(seriously, any time they're out there you can hear them yelling about Thoreau in hedgehog)

(in reality the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan is actually closer to an anarcho-primitivist collective what with their larking around foraging for food and not being concerned with the whole "civilisation" bollocks and therefore doesn't have ministers and stuff, but facebook doesn't need to know that bit)

Due to the recent decision by Facebook to allow outright lies in adverts so long as the person behind them is a politician I am appointing everyone here who wants it as ministers without portfolio for the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan, a completely real country that I in no way just made up

Mostly 'cause I can't figure out how to get the wifi driver working

I swear my granddad thinks I'm magic

"Oh hey, I saw a watch on tv the other day, it had a black face and white hands, do you know what it was?"

"...that could be literally anything"

WHAT THE SHIT

hey babe, are you today's date? 'cause you're a 2019-10-11

...wait

DJ TELEVISION CAT with DJ MOUSE DEVICE at the LOCATION at THE TIME

someone needs to start doing gig posters for all the acts @dj_chicken_trouble comes up with

"as German as a bratwurst wearing lederhosen that's arrived bang on time"

wall of text crits for max damage

when @LaserScheme wakes up they're probably going to regret asking me for recommendations for watches

hey @mavica I think you might be well ahead of a coming trend

https://old.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/dfe2lo/casio_no_parra_no_problem/

Ooh, this is nice

Sinn have done a limited edition for the magazine WILD UND HUND, a version of the 836

Looks all nice and autumny