Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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reminder that the clocks change tonight for large sections of the world that use daylight savings

my gender is that one that rampages through a town nicking stuff

wait, no, gander, that's a gander

ah, another homestuck for me to be blissfully ignorant of

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reggie is good cat

also v. warm

keep mastodon weird

someone's just mentioned that kfc dating sim game and I've just realised that no, that was an actual thing that happened and not some bizarre fever dream I had

HOLY CRAP

A. Lange & Söhne have done a stainless steel sports watch!

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/introducing-the-lange-odysseus

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I just saw a headline reading "UK should consider legalising possession, MPs say"

Sounded a lot more awesome before I realised they were talking about drugs

me: might be an idea to use a proper vpn provider instead of my probably poorly implemented mess on a DO droplet

nordVPN: *gets hacked*

TorGuard and VikingVPN: *also possibly get hacked*

me: huh... guess it's probably fine

@mavica 's chassis is made from a high tech copper-tellurium alloy

that's right, mavi's made of CuTe!

🎶 Bob the builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the builder 🎶
nah, 's'fucked