Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

original concept behind the SCP foundation: spooky scary horror stories

all of us: YAY! SLEEPOVER AT 999'S! 1471'S BRINGING 458 ALONG!

do I need to know about the current meta or have we already suspended the belligerents?

also featuring 🦊 !

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We got a load of really good pictures last night

HAVE 333 OF THEM!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10qEZbCCrtbyCdIzYudoJ6c6lHM834Beg?usp=sharing

How to market on the fediverse:

We just had an account that tooted a short blurb about some dentist practice somewhere, obvious it was an automated account, suspended it within minutes

Now, if they'd taken 5 minutes to get the feel of the place, put that blurb in their bio, and tooted "TEETH TEETH TEETH" we'd totally have kept them around

when robots go online they use bleepspeak

well this is a headline: "Jeremy Corbyn accuses Boris Johnson of breaking his promise by still being alive"

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/general-election-jeremy-corbyn-boris-johnson-vote-mps-brexit-eu-a9175221.html

sorry olly but the best youtube musical number today is BDG doing ska

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCEewyIE_0c

@mavica doing yoga

so... how 'bout that ditch then boris?

it's just as well hedgehogs are cute

you'd be amazed and appalled by just how much shite can come out such a smol critter

there's a surfing lake opening in bristol soon (it's a lake with wave generators in it)

first thing to ride a wave there?

a swan

https://twitter.com/CarveMag/status/1185867018295304193

I... jesus fuck

https://old.reddit.com/r/rolex/comments/dlpl9m/i_finally_got_the_call/

Steel sports Rolex watches have incredibly long waiting lists to buy (because Rolex want to maintain their prices and have their watches be "exclusive" and they heavily limit the number they make)

So this guy made his local distributor a full commercial, for free, in the hopes of a chance of buying this from them at full price

This is everything that's wrong with Rolex fans right here

me, 11 minutes ago: WOO! MUTHAFUCKIN TIME TRAVEL YO!

I remember when "square" meant conventional, old-fashioned, and boring

the squarespace ads don't work on me, bring on, like, hipspace or something

I want a like, d95 or something with all the printable ASCII characters on it

(the answer, of course, is not now it isn't)