Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

if your house wouldn't give euclid a heart attack is it really worth living there?

Quacker Oats: porridge for ducks

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it's me birfday

friendtopus 🐙

there's a documentary on tv right now about the duchy of cornwall

they had a birthday party for price charles and all the tenants were there

imagine having to turn up to your landlord's birthday party, must suck

I totally would have put out a little carved pumpkin for the hedgehogs tonight but unfortunately pumpkin disagrees with them and makes them feel a bit ill

another of my favourite genre of hedgie pic, other animals looking at hedgehogs thinking "wat r u?"

someone should totally write a bot for this

harry/draco, 4, moderate or poor
reylo, 7, good
ironstrange, 5, moderate

this has been the shipping forecast

New watch from Brew coming out soon

in-keeping with their usual shtick it comes with a bezel specially designed for timing espresso shots

it's quite neat

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/mastergraph-copper

cc: @evie

HEDGIE PAW!

original concept behind the SCP foundation: spooky scary horror stories

all of us: YAY! SLEEPOVER AT 999'S! 1471'S BRINGING 458 ALONG!

do I need to know about the current meta or have we already suspended the belligerents?

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We got a load of really good pictures last night

HAVE 333 OF THEM!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10qEZbCCrtbyCdIzYudoJ6c6lHM834Beg?usp=sharing