Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Unfortunately the London Marathon committee take a dim view of Any% speedruns and refuse to give medals for it

G-SHOCK have a new special edition watch for the pokemans

Model BGD-560PKC-1ER

Costs about 100 quid, comes in a pokeball, and the backlight reveals a pikachu

if your house wouldn't give euclid a heart attack is it really worth living there?

Quacker Oats: porridge for ducks

🦔 🦔 🦔

it's me birfday

friendtopus 🐙

there's a documentary on tv right now about the duchy of cornwall

they had a birthday party for price charles and all the tenants were there

imagine having to turn up to your landlord's birthday party, must suck

I totally would have put out a little carved pumpkin for the hedgehogs tonight but unfortunately pumpkin disagrees with them and makes them feel a bit ill

another of my favourite genre of hedgie pic, other animals looking at hedgehogs thinking "wat r u?"

someone should totally write a bot for this

harry/draco, 4, moderate or poor
reylo, 7, good
ironstrange, 5, moderate

this has been the shipping forecast

New watch from Brew coming out soon

in-keeping with their usual shtick it comes with a bezel specially designed for timing espresso shots

it's quite neat

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/mastergraph-copper

cc: @evie

HEDGIE PAW!

original concept behind the SCP foundation: spooky scary horror stories

all of us: YAY! SLEEPOVER AT 999'S! 1471'S BRINGING 458 ALONG!

do I need to know about the current meta or have we already suspended the belligerents?