Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I wasn't sure which variant of that joke to go with so y'all got all of them

slide rules that are also slides

"these are really comfy and easy to put on my feet, also they multiply numbers"

slide rules that are also slides

"kuh-CHK and while we're doing the calculations you can see this lovely little villa we passed by on holiday"

slide rules that are also slides

"WHEEEEEEE!!!!! answer's about 5"

ah, today's the day when we blow up a load of shit to commemorate someone failing to blow up the houses of parliament

yeah, that doesn't really make any sense to me either but explosions

Unfortunately the London Marathon committee take a dim view of Any% speedruns and refuse to give medals for it

G-SHOCK have a new special edition watch for the pokemans

Model BGD-560PKC-1ER

Costs about 100 quid, comes in a pokeball, and the backlight reveals a pikachu

if your house wouldn't give euclid a heart attack is it really worth living there?

Quacker Oats: porridge for ducks

🦔 🦔 🦔

it's me birfday

friendtopus 🐙

there's a documentary on tv right now about the duchy of cornwall

they had a birthday party for price charles and all the tenants were there

imagine having to turn up to your landlord's birthday party, must suck

I totally would have put out a little carved pumpkin for the hedgehogs tonight but unfortunately pumpkin disagrees with them and makes them feel a bit ill

another of my favourite genre of hedgie pic, other animals looking at hedgehogs thinking "wat r u?"

someone should totally write a bot for this

harry/draco, 4, moderate or poor
reylo, 7, good
ironstrange, 5, moderate

this has been the shipping forecast