Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

also a "cruise ship" is quite clearly a boatel

who called them houseboats and not boaterhomes?

The ancient greeks must have been pretty lazy

They believed their gods lived at the top of a very climbable mountain and none of them bothered to go up there to try to say hello

that "fact fiend" channel on youtube certainly knows how to get clicks

latest video title "Wombats can defeat predators by twerking"

...alright, I'm in

I wasn't sure which variant of that joke to go with so y'all got all of them

slide rules that are also slides

"these are really comfy and easy to put on my feet, also they multiply numbers"

slide rules that are also slides

"kuh-CHK and while we're doing the calculations you can see this lovely little villa we passed by on holiday"

slide rules that are also slides

"WHEEEEEEE!!!!! answer's about 5"

ah, today's the day when we blow up a load of shit to commemorate someone failing to blow up the houses of parliament

yeah, that doesn't really make any sense to me either but explosions

Unfortunately the London Marathon committee take a dim view of Any% speedruns and refuse to give medals for it

G-SHOCK have a new special edition watch for the pokemans

Model BGD-560PKC-1ER

Costs about 100 quid, comes in a pokeball, and the backlight reveals a pikachu

if your house wouldn't give euclid a heart attack is it really worth living there?

Quacker Oats: porridge for ducks

🦔 🦔 🦔

it's me birfday

friendtopus 🐙

there's a documentary on tv right now about the duchy of cornwall

they had a birthday party for price charles and all the tenants were there

imagine having to turn up to your landlord's birthday party, must suck