Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

LB: one minute after us complaining about pleroma's image description support!

I just watched a polygon video with BDG in it pre-moustache and he looks like a baby person in it

"fruit by the foot" is a really weird product when you forget the imperial system of measurements exists

The Curta calculator was invented by Curt Herzstark in the 1940's, it's a fully mechanical little maths machine

They used them to mine bitcoin before computers were invented

We haven't seen any hedgehogs for the past few days so I think they're all cozied up in their little houses for hibernation

either that or they're just napping through the little cold/wet bit of weather we're having

Well, apparently it's now officially close to christmas, John Lewis have released their christmas advert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9D-uvKih_k

It features a cute excitable dragon

whoops, erm... spoiler for the epic of gilgamesh?

Enkidu dies in tablet seven

Huh, this is a neat thing

Which I fully expect to be incredibly uncomfortable to use

https://www.8bitdo.com/n30-wireless-mouse/

an offshoot of christianity that omitted the highest order of angels would be sans-seraph

turns out my kojima name is Cook Shitposting

https://www.polygon.com/videos/2019/11/11/20959269/unraveled-kojima-name-generator-death-stranding

Somebody please tell me they're going to mod Death Stranding to include the Archwood Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE TURKEY LOBBY! EAT WHATEVER YOU DAMN WELL LIKE AT THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS

Here's a thing I'm probably talking out of my arse about:

Do people actually like turkey?

'cause it seems that a massive amount of it is consumed at events like thanksgiving in the US and christmas in the UK and there's bugger all people eating it the rest of the year

It is available all year, so if people actually liked it I'd expect the demand curve to be a bit shallower

My theory is that, in general, people don't actually particularly like it and only eat it out of marketing

Mastodon Status: Still safe from William Shatner