Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
elon truck
considering it's armour plated I can only assume that they're trying to fill the same niche as the toyota land cruiser but I can't see any convenient place for mounting a heavy machine gun
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say what you need an introductory guide to why computer fairies meme: rotate the potate
*to the tune of the Bonanza theme song*
bun bunny bun bunny bunny bun bun bun bun bun! bun bunny bun bunny bun bunny bun bun bun bun bun bun!
*puts a cowboy hat on @mavica *
New Pacman version of the Timex T80
https://www.timex.com/timex-x-pac-man-t80-34mm-stainless-steel-bracelet-watch/TW2U32000YB.html
Same as the usual T80, but with Pacman!
Dr. Berkhan: got this disorder here that results in people reading things out of order and generally messing up where letters go, what shall we call it?
Dr. Berlin: dyslexia
Dr. Berkhan: LOL, that'll fuck 'em right up!
ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA
TO UNLOCK EUROPA SPEND 500 GEMS OR $1.99
several years of having english class at school and at no point did they ever go over the grammar for things that will/have/are happeneding in a time travel scenario
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KEEP MASTODON WEIRD
Would you like to give the gift of a totally rad computer pin this holiday season?
You can!
They're $8 each with $5 flat-rate worldwide shipping
DM @mavica to buy them
Get in soon though, last date I can do delivery by Christmas is 2019/12/06
watching the VOD of @mavica 's slot for UGBD #ExtraLife between doing things and MAVI PAWBS!
Werner the Herzog
I have a GCSE in French and the only thing I can remember how to say is "mon canard est en feu"
doesn't come in useful often
Quoth that upjumped security guard a while back: "These people are not cop friendly"
"Mastodon suspends Assam Police instance; says cops not welcome"
It's actually "account" rather than "instance" and "mastodon.social" not "mastodon" but lol
A TV show where a small pink blob makes various social faux pas and is generally a bit of a dick
or; kirby your enthusiasm
"Public Universal Friend" is just such an incredibly awesome name
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It's about that time of year when people start wondering things like "hey, why isn't DECEMber the tenth month of the year?"
So it's time for my little lecture on Romans, calendars, and our friend Gaius Julius Caesar.
I'll be posting it as a tootchain replying to this one, but if you're impatient, here's the whole thing: https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/3754e00a37fe81aa43aad3eb9543f3ce
So: “Why isn’t the new year on winter solstice?”
The answer, honestly, is that the Romans had no fucking idea how to run a calendar.
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
