Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I love our hedgehogs, but I'd love them even more if they didn't shit everywhere quite as much

Seriously, HOW DOES SO MUCH SHIT COME OUT OF SUCH SMOL CRITTERS!? IT MUST BE LIKE, HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT!

Vacheron Constantin have just released a new ladies' collection, Égérie

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/egerie-an-entirely-new-ladies-collection-from-vacheron-constantin

Not even slightly my style but they're quite nice

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When we say the fediverse is less friendly to bad actors you'd think we mean trolls and other terrible people

We actually mean that William Shatner can't find you here

Someone's posted a good picture of the new Sinn 104 St Sa A B E

Really liking that aluminium bezel

IP over Avian Carriers update that adds support for rockets

puttin' ICMP requests on ur ICBM

horror story idea: the untitled goose is loose on the ISS

I'd be a lot more interested in smartwatches if they were like this, the Seiko UC-2000

It was released in 1984 and was a digital watch with memo function that could be put in a dock to turn it into a reasonably well-featured microcomputer

Imagine being able to wear your PC on your wrist and just plop it into a dock when you wanted more functionality, that'd be cool

Interesting thing from MeisterSinger, the Astroscope

Really neat way of showing the day on it, best explained by monochrome here https://monochrome-watches.com/2020-meistersinger-astroscope-review-price/

"Plymouth man denies attack with seagull"

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-51013458

"A man has denied wielding a seagull in a fight with a cafe customer."

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!

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Whoever came up with the phrase "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" is obviously unfamiliar with the Trojan War

H. P. Lovecraft was so ridiculously racist he reportedly had a panic attack when he learnt that one of his great grandparents was Welsh

Any stone can be used in a banishing ritual if you throw it at the bastard hard enough

New Sinn releases!

Two limited editions, the 104 St Sa A B E and the 158

104 St Sa A B E is a 104 with blue dial and bezel, arabic numerals, and ivory lume, limited to 1,000 pieces

The 158 is a lot more interesting though, heavily inspired by the old 155 Bw from the 80's, limited to 500 pieces

lil spiny friend I just saw on the doorstep