Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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new video from me, ec and bad people in thumbnail
hey I did a new video
it's called Defeat & Despair and it's about that weird issue you get when you want to do activism but are too busy being crushed by the overwhelming shittiness of the world itself
and how to make that not happen
@cypnk this might be of interest if you haven't seen it yet
super simple small cabin with minimal materials that can be put together in a day
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@troubleMoney it's an idea super worth revisiting. The biggest drawbacks of this thing were that gas motors smell, leak, etc and a small moped is pretty heavy to lift out of the trunk.
A hybrid or electric car could integrate a modern take with lithium batteries at under 50 lbs. and can be charged by integrated connector so when you plug in your car your bike charges too. European cities don't accommodate cars well, nor does NYC so the market exists
I'm informed there's some sort of #mastomonday thingy
welcome new people! any questions about the fediverse you might have, feel free to chuck them my way
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current fish levels are 96%
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The Honda Motocompo was a brilliant idea and the concept should make a comeback
It was a little tiny bike that could fit in the also tiny Honda Today and Honda City Kei cars
I guess the theory was if you couldn't find anywhere to park your car you could park further away and get your bike out the back for the last part of the journey?
Dunno, but, hella cool
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@troubleMoney @mavica 🎵
row, row, row your bot
down the data streams,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
simulated dreams
⛵ 
if you put @mavica in a dinghy it's a rowbot
related to the current UK amazon ads on tv, if you're doing an advertising campaign about how happy your staff supposedly are then I'm gonna assume that some fucked up shit is happening
Everyone knows about Poe's Law, Murphy's Law, Godwin's Law, etc. but people aren't as familiar with Cole's Law
it's thinly sliced cabbage
JUST SEEN TWO HEDGEHOGS AT THE CAFE!
THEY'RE SO GOOD!
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person: okay, we've arrived at the beach, did you bring the sandwiches?
me: yeah
*person looks behind me to see a small coven conjuring some super cool dust devils from the nearest dunes*
person: ...I think you may have misheard me
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
